Top 10 Worst Pickup Lines

Let’s face it, pickup lines are pretty dumb. However, some are definitely worse than others. We’ve collected what we believe to be the 10 worst pickup lines of all. Be warned!

10... You remind me of Pokemon. I just want to pick-at-choo.

9... I just moved here. Could you give me directions to your house?

8... I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

7... Your legs must be aching, because you’ve been running through my mind all night!

6... What's that in your eye? Is that a sparkle from when our eyes met?

5... You must have washed your pants with Windex, because I can definitely see myself in them.

4... Are those space pants? They must be, your butt is out of this world.

3... Hi, my name is Justin… Justin Credible.

2... I’m no Barney Rubble, but I can make your Bedrock.

And finally, the worst pickup line we’ve ever heard (and we’ve heard them all):

1... Is your name Visa? You’re everywhere I want to be.

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